1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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