I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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