school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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