am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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