I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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