i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize