Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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