i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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