I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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