you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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