There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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