everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
His nipple licking is glorious
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