yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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