How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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