wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
How's work?
Spinning.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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