that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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