Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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