whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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