Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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