Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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