I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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