It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
