You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
are you so shy because you have an std?
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
i may or may not be watching the land before time
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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