If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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