Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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