The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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