I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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