her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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