Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
This toilet bowl is my home.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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