Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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