I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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