Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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