so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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