just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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