Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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