this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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