How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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