I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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