We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
