I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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