we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
3pm strippers are depressing
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
