Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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