Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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