honey bunches of taint.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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