Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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