'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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