Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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