Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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