just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
