omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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