at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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